nce upon a time there has a young MAMBROBROCHA named PEKTO. He was HAPPILY RIMMING in the GLAMOROUS forest when he met REPULSIVE BALDOMARO, a run-away MAGTATAHO from the GIGANTIC Queen NARDA.
PEKTO could see that REPULSIVE BALDOMARO was hungry so he reached into his GARAPON and give him his SMELLY CHICHARON. REPULSIVE BALDOMARO was thankful for PEKTO's CHICHARON, so he told PEKTO a very PRETTY story about Queen NARDA's daughter NENA. How her mother, the GIGANTIC Queen NARDA, kept her locked away in a CABARET protected by a gigantic BUTETE, because NENA was so AUTISTIC.
PEKTO SMILED. He vowed to REPULSIVE BALDOMARO the MAGTATAHO that he would save the AUTISTIC NENA. He would SMELL the BUTETE, and take NENA far away from her eveil mother, the GIGANTIC Queen NARDA, and FUCK her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a SWEET EARTHQUAKE and REPULSIVE BALDOMARO the MAGTATAHO began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic BUTETE from his story. GIGANTIC Queen NARDA BACK-FLIPPED out from behind a DILDO and struck PEKTO dead. In the far off CABARET you could hear a WAGABADUG.
I am so fuckin gay... whehehhehe....